4 Stereotypes about Motherhood that, suprise!, are totally true.

1. Laundry never ends. Neither do dishes.

2. Putting kids to bed never happens only once; must not love them if there's not one last hug/glass of water/bandaid.

3. Exhaustion is the number one threat to sexy times; snuggling on the couch while we watch Parks and Rec is a mostly acceptable substitute, however.

4. Girls Night Out- replete with many martinis- is amazing amazing and a total sanity saver. What up, ladies!